This may offend you:
How will we know when there is no more racism in 
this country? That will be the day that a white female college student is asked 
out by a black man and she says no.
Not the funniest joke around but in a 
Mencken sort of way it bites right into the heart of a couple of big topics of 
public discussion these days: Race relations and free speech.
The joke 
may make you feel uncomfortable. That's ok. It is not the responsibility of 
every other human to behave in a way that makes you comfortable at all times. 
Sorry.
It could also make you a little mad at me for telling it. Maybe 
even think that I am racist. That's ok. I am not. And further, it's another 'not 
my responsibility' to convince you that this is so.
There's a lot of 
people floating around Voltaire's quote these days: "I may not agree with what 
you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."
How lofty 
and considerate and really, in our hyper-connected world of social media - a 
bunch of hogwash.
There are millions in this country, decent people 
though they are, who will not defend my right to say anything I want. To the 
death or even to the point of a mild headache. Forget the whole, fire in a 
crowded movie theater example. I'm talking about opinions like same-sex 
marriage, abortion rights, affirmative action and the overall impact of more 
women entering the work force in the last 50 years.
I watch the 
television, read Facebook and see "Je Suis Charlie" always thinking that this is 
the most gutless nonsense around. The terrorist group that sponsored the attack 
on Charlie Hebdo doesn't care if you mob together in "unity" or post those three 
words on Twitter or Facebook. Let me repeat. They do not care. They have won 
this battle.
Why have they won? Because hardly anyone is reprinting or 
rebroadcasting the images that led to carnage. A German newspaper tried it and 
immediately became a victim of arson. These are victories for the lower life 
forms out there who are certain that it is prudent to kill and scare and 
change.
Consider a few other things happening in our own country that 
indicate near collaboration with those lower life forms:
Famous athletes 
being allowed to wear provocative t-shirts on the job advocating a particular 
political stance regarding law enforcement. Charles Barkley tried to express an 
opinion supporting the other side of the issue. He was called hateful and stupid 
for it. I'm sure he regrets even opening his mouth.
A college student at 
Marquette was told by a teacher that any discussion advocating traditional 
marriage only was off limits in her classroom. He was told that his position 
advocated hateful speech, would make other students uncomfortable and would not 
be tolerated.
What's common to these debates? A simple expression that 
frames one side as hate-filled and unworthy of even being allowed to talk. So 
much for defending to the death your right to express an opinion.
Want to 
hear another joke about gay marriage? I will not tell one. Because it could be 
reported to my employer and I could lose my excellent day job for supposedly 
advocating a hateful position through social media.
That may not be same 
as shooting me in the head with an AK-47. But it is close enough to shut me 
up.
I'm certain that there are a lot of fake Charlie's out there. And 
they are just as willing to shut up another human being to promote their own 
ideals as a terrorist is. Thankfully most will not pick up a 
weapon.
Voltaire was not a fan of the Catholic Church. He also said 
this:
"Those who make you believe absurdities can make you commit 
atrocities."
Make you uncomfortable? Good. Let's talk about 
it.